Hollifield Humor I found the key to my future - maybe SPorter Oct 6, 2022 Oct 6, 2022 0 A pretty good haul from the thrift store. Now, if I can just find the van that goes with that key. SPorter Facebook Twitter Bluesky WhatsApp SMS Email Print Copy article link Save SPorter I reached into the pocket of my new-old jacket and found the key to my future. Now, I just have to locate the van to take me there.kAm~? 2 EC:A E@ E96 3@EE@>\@7\E96\32CC6=[ A2J\3J\E96\A@F?5 E9C:7E DE@C6[ x CF>>2865 E9C@F89 3:?D @7 3C@<6? E@JD[ 72565 5C62>D 2?5 42DE\@77 4=@E9:?8 :? 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Vandals target 19th-century Smyth County cemetery A historic cemetery established in the 19th century has apparently been the target of vandals.
Smyth County School Board honors Marion Senior High FFA advisers, others Over the past two years, Marion Senior High School’s FFA team has earned state titles in competition and represented Virginia in national programs.
Celebrating Warriors: Project Graduation, Chilhowie partner for new endeavor “They look great,” said Chilhowie Mayor Gary Heninger of the banners displayed in the town celebrating the members of the Class of 2026. His c…
Mount Rogers NRA updates Smyth County on Grindstone, overlook, ponies and more A conversation initiated to get information about Grindstone Campground’s future expanded to include Skulls Gap, Glade Mountain Road, getting …
Longtime produce growers to continue Walker's Market A couple who has been growing vegetables for nearly 40 years and who possessed a longtime relationship with the late Gene Walker is going to e…
